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"Impossible is two letters too long."... But impossib isn't a word. What are you on about you stupid advert?!
Sun 20th May 2012, 12:30

@Glinner (apparently it's only "smart" up to three full stops).
Sat 19th May 2012, 20:22

@Glinner http://t.co/jbxsKqs9.smart.and.guess.urls
Sat 19th May 2012, 20:21

Just put up some more cupboards. #HomeownerDave.
Sat 19th May 2012, 19:47

@theresnofinway oh! How's the ankle? Cope alright on the X-Trainer?
Fri 18th May 2012, 23:26

@curegreed yeah, I've taken the Monday off. Not a chance I'd manage!
Fri 18th May 2012, 21:16

@curegreed I know, that's cool. There's a pub and a shop there, so buy a book and sit down there til then. I'll be happy :D
Fri 18th May 2012, 21:14

(Another) Guinness time.
Fri 18th May 2012, 20:44

@southwarkcycle that would be bitterly disappointing. Hoping to be able to put my bike on a truck for that. That'll be a new experience too!
Fri 18th May 2012, 20:07

@curegreed unless things change on the day, that would be awesome :)
Fri 18th May 2012, 19:48

RT @mark_hamstra: @DaveWishesHe As long as you don't start using 'm in speech, I think you're safe.
Fri 18th May 2012, 18:25

I just used a hashtag in a text. #oops.
Fri 18th May 2012, 18:24

@curegreed And if I'm still alive come sunday evening, my train back is at 19:54.
Fri 18th May 2012, 17:25

@curegreed Riiight. So I'm totally going to be getting into Waterloo at 18:20 on the 30th. Went for earlier than 7 in case of issues.
Fri 18th May 2012, 17:24

The air-conditioning unit above my head sounds like it is torturing a whole family of budgies.
Fri 18th May 2012, 16:44

It's the bad version of #HalfDayFriday where instead of being at home on my own doing nothing, I'm at work on my own doing nothing.
Fri 18th May 2012, 16:09

@NickMotown Spoiler alert: remember to keep your milk in the fridge.
Fri 18th May 2012, 15:30

Gah. Just broke a rule of mine for the #DunwichDynamo. I've bought some cycling shorts. #SlipperySlope.
Fri 18th May 2012, 14:24

Two weeks off next month! Already making detailed plans to sit in a chair, beer in hand and watch TV.
Fri 18th May 2012, 10:28

@SimonMusic @euprivacylaw Thanks, but it's not that I wanted views & feedback. I wanted to be able to get on with some real work. #cookielaw
Fri 18th May 2012, 10:19